Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Vomit, Diareaha, and more Vomit......

So I think in the last 2 weeks I have left the house 4 times. Yesterday I changed 15 Diarrhea diapers, I have done 2 lodes of laundry a day washing poopie pants and vomit covered shirts. Today we were in Trader Joe's. This is the first time Landon has left the house besides going to the ER or the doctor in 2 weeks. Ten minutes in to trader Joe's he vomits, and were not talking a little bit of vomit we are talking like 16 ounces, all over me the groceries the floor. In the isle with me was a women with a baby younger then Landon. She looks at me with horror as he vomits like how dare you bring your sick child to the grocery store and quickly left the isle. So I go and clean him up, head to the check out line and as I am walking out to my car holding my kid who is just wearing a diaper, he craps! It comes out of his diaper all over me, Oh and by the way today is the first day that I have actually gotten dressed in 2 weeks. Then when we get home I am bringing in the groceries and the handle on the bag brakes and a can of spaghetti sauce brakes all over my drive way.
Then comes bath time. I take Landon's clothes of right before he gets in, start to carry him to the tub which is like 10 steps away and he pees all over me. I think that I have the most glamorous life in the world, and because I will have more children I am looking at at lest 10 years of life filled with poop and vomit. Sorry about all the disgusting posts but that is my life right now.

5 comments:

Gilly Funk said...

Your right, being a mom is not glamorous. I can't believe your luck that day! Did you get the stains out of your clothes. There is nothing worse that throw up all over you, oh wait..... poop is pretty bad too! Hopr next week goes better for ya!

Keli'i and Megan said...

Love that post! I can totally relate! Sick kids are NEVER fun! You're wonderful, Lani! Miss you!

Emily and Aaron Carter said...

Congratulations on surviving that storm--we're glad Landon's feeling better too! It was good to see you guys the other night!

The Olson Family said...

OK, NASTY, NASTY, NASTY AND MORE NASTY. TWO NASTY POSTS. ISN'T LIFE GREAT?

Forrest Hickman said...

i bet you had no idea what you were getting into when you looked into Wes's love struck eyes and said "I do". lol